Naked Wrestling

Look ma, I'm blogging!

National Novel Writing Month is over.  I won by hitting 50,000, but my book isn't done.  Typically, Chicken Soup for the Soul books have 101 stories.  Brains for the Zombie Soul is only at 75 stories.  I'm going to take a few days off to catch up on all the things I didn't do in November, then go back to writing.

I did hit 50,000 before John of the Zombie Rights Campaign, which goes to prove that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

So now, it's time to give my poor little blog a little love.  In traditional fashion, let's continue with a dream from last night.  I think this is the first time Facebook has been in one of my dreams.  Even then, having Facebook in a dream is pretty lame.

You know how you get in a discussion about something and someone says, "Did you see that internet video about...?" which then leads to someone having to share another video, which then leads to someone else having to share one, and before you know it you've been watching YouTube all night?  In my dream, I was over at someone's house and we were sharing videos.  I wanted to show them one that had been posted to Facebook by Gideon Emery.

Let me take a break here and mention that Gid has popped up in my dreams before.  Dream Gid has always been a super nice guy, which is the impression that I get from him in real life.  It's not that he wasn't nice in this dream, but I don't think this is a realistic interpretation of him.

Back in the dream, when I clicked on the video, instead of getting the one I expected, it was a video shot from Gideon Emery's cell phone instead.  He was at a party and everyone was obviously drunk.  At some point during the party, someone suggested naked wrestling.

The video was of Gid and this pretty girl with short hair naked wrestling, and she was really giving him a tough time.  They weren't really naked, Gid was wearing a Speedo, and the girl was wearing this butterfly wings thing that covered up the naughty bits.  I thought that wasn't really naked, it was cheating, but it wasn't like I didn't enjoy the video.  I also felt bad, because this was obviously something private that Gid hadn't intended to end up online, but again, I didn't stop watching.

That's it.  So what's the dream mean?  I think my subconscious is just in the mood for a little bit of naked wrestling, if you know what I mean.